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Brandari - Only the Americans

Hér má ræða hvað sem er, og ef þú hefur brandara, smásögu eða leik til þess að deila með hinum, þá er þetta staðurinn fyrir þig!

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Brandari - Only the Americans

Postby Noctiluca on Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:07 pm

Hérna er sannsögulegur brandari sem ég fann á netinu:

The following is the transcript of an actual radio conversation in October 1995, between a US Navy ship and the British authorities off the north coast of Scotland. The transcript was released by the MoD on the 10/10/95.


BRITISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision.


US Navy : Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the North to avoid collision


BRITISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision


US Navy : This is the Captain of US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.


BRITISH: Negative I say again divert your course.


US Navy : THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER 'USS LINCOLN' THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.


BRITISH : We are a lighthouse. Fuck off.
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hahah

Postby Libra4 on Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:12 pm

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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Lol

Postby Sólgarmur on Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:14 pm

Lol!

Nuff said 8)
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Postby 93 Kisur on Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:20 am

Það er bara æðislegt hvað Kanar geta verið asskoti vitlausir og grófir í hlutunum :o :P
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Postby metalfreak on Sun Apr 06, 2008 4:21 am

Wow þetta er snilld.
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